What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?